All models are wrong, but some are useful. – George Box
Earlier this year, I was running late in my cystoscopy clinic. As I greeted my next patient, I apologized for keeping him waiting.
“That’s OK, I understand.” he said. “I’m in the service industry too.”
What?!
I felt vaguely insulted.
I’m not in the service industry; I’m a doctor!
But, what would happen if I pretended to be in the service industry? I mean, could I use the service industry model to improve my quality of care? Obviously, there are significant differences between business and medicine. The doctor-patient relationship is special, and doesn’t happen in the service industry. But, models are just tools to achieve an end, and we don’t need to buy into them all the way.
For example, my 2 little boys groan when I take them grocery shopping with me. But, if we pretend we’re soldiers attacking Safeway, then they hit the ground running. The “assault team” model/game works from several aspects: following the commander’s (Dad’s) orders, carrying out risky missions (Rescue a can of tomato soup from aisle 3!) and getting the team in and out on the double. (Also, commandos don’t ask for a packet of Smarties while waiting in the checkout line.)
Here’s how a service industry model could be useful: